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Cat Cake

Cat Cake, a round orange tabby cat baked into a cupcake liner

Bed search concluded badly

One nap later, the bakery had paperwork.

Cat Cake sitting on a cooling rack in a warm bakery kitchen beside an empty muffin tray

The Wrong Bed

Near closing, a round orange cat inspected the bakery for somewhere warm. The muffin tray passed every test: shallow walls, residual heat, no witnesses. By morning, the wrapper had set, the paws had baked into the top, and breakfast was looking back. Cat Cake now sleeps beside the cooling rack, wakes at the sound of paper crinkling, and treats every empty liner as a serious housing opportunity.

Cat Cake

Save a liner. He is tired.